Emailing our representatives isn't working.

England arrested their prince. But we can't get our government to open a single case against the those accused in the Epstein files because – according to them – the Department of Justice “did not uncover evidence that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties.” Actually what the fuck.

Let's email their staff.

Instead of focusing on the representatives themselves, let's try putting pressure on the folks who run their offices: congressional staffers. Staffers empower and enable politicians to do what they do. Which in this case, is fuck all. If staffers went on strike, politicians would actually feel pain. And then, maybe, they might actually do something. Here's how:

If you need some email inspo, I wrote up two versions to the Chief of Staff to this hypocritical self-dealing demon incarnate.